It started out innocently enough. I was a toy merchandise not yet officially
released for the public for an
upcoming movie. I was however available during an exclusive limited-time
offer at a special website. Thus I was ordered, immediately packaged and shipped
out to a place I had not heard of before. I was destined for Malaysia.
My new owner was a real geek. Unable to contain his excitement for my arrival,
he constantly checked my online shipment tracking. Every 7 and a half minutes.
If you had to draw out the path of my journey, this was it.
(Or maybe not. One person pointed out that the flight towards
the Philippines would most have probably been west-bound instead of east.
So this route might be technically incorrect.)
I arrived in Malaysia on a Tuesday in only 4 days. My new owner
literally skipped lunch and sped off to the delivery company's headquarters
located about 30km away from his office to pick me up.
(Did I not mention that he's a total geek?)
I was brought home but was not allowed to be opened. Apparently there was
another girl who had ordered me. She refused to have the box opened until
she was there to witness the slitting of the cellophane which secured the
lid of my box.
Great. Now there were two geeks.
Finally! Cut the box open already.
There I was!
Am I not a thing of beauty?
My name is DARTH TATER.
There were two of us!
We are spoofs of an infamous dark character in the movie series, Star Wars.
We are parodized versions of Lord Darth Vader in Mr. Potatohead form.
Speaking of Mr. Potatohead...
He was real nosey about checking me out. I felt really vulnerable
with him staring at my crotch like that.
Mr. Potatohead obviously couldn't help me out of my box (useless
chip. I mean, chap).
My new master and his big giant hands saved me out of my plastic prison.
I may be evil on the outside, but once you take my mask off,
I'm a real nice guy. A regular smiley spud with over-extended pink ears.
I feel incomplete without my cape, really. I know it's so
1978 but hey.
The girls love a good potato and his dark evil cape.
Mr. Potatohead: My my, this black helmet would look stunning
on top of my green cap.
Darth Tater: Potato, I'm warning you, step away from the
helmet!
What does a potato have to do for some quiet time to put on
his cloak? (Sigh).
I had no choice. Potatohead didn't step away from the helmet!
He shall feel the wrath of my light saber! (Ngnggngggnngg).
Mr. Potatohead: Please, have mercy on me! If
you don't spare me, I shall have to retaliate with my secret weapon!
Darth Taters: Hahaha, yield your secret weapon Mr Potatohead!
Nothing can scare us!
Darth Taters (screaming like girls): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...!!
Stay away from us! You cannibal!
Mr. Potatohead: Kehkehkeh, suckers...
The
End.
Readers'
Comments:
21 entries
| #21 |
bibi - Website
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27-May-2005, 15:38 MYT |
| Mr Po-tay-to-head...ahh h...I used to have one when I was a kid back in the States. I wish someone would be kind enough to present me with such a thing as a wedding present. Sigh! |
| #20 |
Tony Tjong |
26-May-2005, 17:16 MYT |
Oh holly cow that you call darth tater 
May you be blessed.. |
| #19 |
Colin |
23-May-2005, 22:05 MYT |
| wowowow..... i thought french fries should be an enemy of mr potato head ??!! |
| #18 |
Kay |
21-May-2005, 00:17 MYT |
Ronald McDonald: Lord Tater....
Darth Tater: Yes, Master..
Ronald McDonald: FRIES.........
Darth Tater: *gulp* |
| #17 |
iz - Website
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16-May-2005, 17:45 MYT |
| Got ur address from Cinema Online forum. Ur friend promoted ur Perang Bintang. Heh, anyway, love ur Darth Tater! |
| #16 |
ak7am - Website
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9-May-2005, 11:28 MYT |
Adede.. Buleh2 ja jadi cannibal tu...
May the Fries be with you! |
| #15 |
Belutz - Website
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10-Apr-2005, 15:46 MYT |
hehehehe... lucu.. lucu  |
| #14 |
jetswan - Website
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26-Mar-2005, 18:52 MYT |
| Nice idea, just the websites takes time to download. |
| #13 |
faiey |
12-Mar-2005, 01:47 MYT |
| COOL!.. |
| #11 |
*dusyum* - Website
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10-Mar-2005, 13:59 MYT |
haha so cute!
WOW! shipping cost almost the same with the product! |
| #10 |
Suet - Website
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9-Mar-2005, 17:31 MYT |
| AWESOME! I love TATER!!! |
| #9 |
deskavkaz - Website
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8-Mar-2005, 20:53 MYT |
| what a geek.darth tater is more like a "sarung nangka", hail hand solo. |
| #8 |
atnicassil |
7-Mar-2005, 10:45 MYT |
| hmmm.. I am your fatthherrrr. Muahaha, imut bangat neh. |
| #7 |
fashah - Website
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7-Mar-2005, 08:34 MYT |
Haha... oh no! the darth vader turns himself into potato chap to disguise himself from the mighty Yoda?
May the fork be with him! Great Geeky.. |
| #6 |
Indi - Website
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6-Mar-2005, 20:44 MYT |
I want mr. potato head to come baby sit our baby Noe for a while. May the FORK be with you, too!
We love you! |
| #5 |
adi wahyu |
6-Mar-2005, 20:03 MYT |
Haha... now I know why you asked me to draw a dotted line :p
darth tater, i'm gonna fry you |
| #4 |
adhitya - Website
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6-Mar-2005, 09:21 MYT |
| nice site mate. im impressed. r u a book writer? if not, u sld be. |
| #3 |
Fairy |
6-Mar-2005, 01:54 MYT |
ADHE: Yes you do have a point in saying that the flight to Philippines would have most probably been west-bound from US, so my world map route might not 100 percent correct. But drawing the route west-bound wouldn't have looked so nice. 
But oh heck for fun sake, let that little mistake be in my top 10 errors in website content publishing. 
MK: DARTH TATER FRIES! |
| #2 |
Adh3 - Website
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6-Mar-2005, 01:47 MYT |
Oh my gosh your darth tater has finally arrived eh? Hihihi no one will ever be able to write such simple event in a grande way Fai kekekeks 
Btw, if I am not mistaken, the airplane flight west to Phillipines Fai ^_^ |
| #1 |
MK84 |
5-Mar-2005, 20:04 MYT |
| Lord Tater...... FRIES! |
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